Monday, February 19, 2007

TV Character You're Most Like?

Now I know how to answer that question next time it comes up as an icebreaker at a mandatory business retreat or in a time sucking online personality quiz that one of my friends sends me and I can't help but complete. After all, one might glean something important, a genuine breakthrough, from the results of "What Color Are You?" or "Are You in Love?"

I bet hundreds of people who thought they were in love, really in love, were shocked to discover the truth--they were actually involved in an "average" relationship which could very well be the result of them being Orange and their husband being Green. The news may have been hard to swallow at first, but the truth will set you free, right?

Well, I'm now going to get that much closer to finding out my real color and giving my professional colleagues an accurate picture of who I am now that I know which TV character I'm the most like. The news was delivered to me on Friday night at a bar by the 22 year old cousin of my friend Rob. The conversation went a little something like this:

Cousin: You know who you remind me of?

Me: Ben from Growing Pains?

Cousin: No, seriously. Have you ever seen Will and Grace?

Me: (Beaming) OMG! You think I look like Grace?! Did you guys hear that!

Cousin: No, not Grace. You REMIND me of Karen. You know, their friend.

Me: Are you kidding? She's completely nuts, surrounds herself with gay men and...oh wait. But Karen has a drinking problem and a slew of x-husbands.

Friend at the bar: (Returning with our next round of drinks) There's still time, girl.

Click here, honey, for some memorable Will & Grace quotes including:

"Finally. A man who can make a woman feel like a girl. And who can make that girl feel like a slut. And who can make that slut feel like a woman."
"Oh honey, I have a fake laugh with your name written all over it."


feverblue said...

I think I'm blue. But then, I might be orange. And I took a Buffy character quiz once. I wanted to be Spike. I ended up being Xander.

Anonymous said...

take it as a compliment. i'd rather be karen any day. better lines, better laughs, better jewelry, better body, simpler life.